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Experiences and apprehension from the life of a new father.
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The material may be viewed by minors but is intended for a more mature audience that will appreciate the difficulties and experiences of parenthood. The opinions expressed in these pages are intended for entertainment purposes. If you are offended, get a grip and a sense of humor.
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